He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
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And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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