was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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