I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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