Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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