Got a toothbrush?
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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