i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
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