Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
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