Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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