Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Alive.
So much puke
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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