fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
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