didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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