this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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