so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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