Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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