I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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