He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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