Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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