he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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