People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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