Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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