I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I just found puke in my bra..
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I can't turn off my feet"
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Drunk is not a location!
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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