there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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