as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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