Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
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