You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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