Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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