you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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