This is not my ceiling
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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