The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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