He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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