i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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