Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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