trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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