I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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