Can Purell be used as lube?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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