Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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