he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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