Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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