Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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