$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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