I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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