my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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