Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
people are starting to question the shark bite story
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Drunk is a universal language darling
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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