a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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