3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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