Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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