I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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