Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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