But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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