Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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